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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,101st Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,980th Most Inclusive: 6,678th
The Most Serene Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Laeti vescimur nos subacturis
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Bonelandia

Population1.391 billion

CapitalMarrowburg
LeaderCalcinitus

Currencybitcoin
Animalpanther

The Most Serene Republic of Bonelandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Calcinitus with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.391 billion Bonelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marrowburg. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonelandian economy, worth 213 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,549 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, economists claim no news is good news, conspiracy theorists allege Marrowburg's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and Bonelandian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bonelandia's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bonelandia is ranked 114,214th in the world and 4,601st in the West Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 33.33 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,101stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,980thMost Inclusive: 6,678thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,052ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,064thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,674thSmartest Citizens: 7,958thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 10,301stMost Developed: 10,423rdMost Influential: 10,503rdMost Secular: 11,058thHighest Average Incomes: 11,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,749thLowest Crime Rates: 13,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,498thMost Efficient Economies: 13,540thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,896thLargest Governments: 14,403rdRudest Citizens: 16,123rdSafest: 16,646th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 146th in the regionMost Inclusive: 172nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 195th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 227th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 261st in the regionMost Developed: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 291st in the regionLargest Governments: 301st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 309th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 313th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 319th in the regionMost Secular: 324th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 336th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 361st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 379th in the regionRudest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 421st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 468th in the regionMost Cultured: 469th in the regionNudest: 473rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 476th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 476th in the regionNicest Citizens: 482nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 497th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 548th in the regionSafest: 552nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 571st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 572nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bonelandia, Bonelandian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Bonelandia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Bonelandia, conspiracy theorists allege Marrowburg's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonelandia, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonelandia, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonelandia, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.
  • : Bonelandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Bonelandia, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonelandia, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonelandia, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".

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