The Bonapartic Empire of Bonapartic France is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Napoleon IV of France with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 780 million French are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Paris. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming French economy, worth 83.7 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,251 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned French Imperial Eagleball fields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonapartic France's national animal is the French Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bonapartic France is ranked 37,774^th in the world and 9^th in Imperial World Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.48 law-abiding acts per hour.