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Most Ignorant Citizens: 75thMost Primitive: 77thMost Devout: 152nd
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Bolysusian Exiles

Population4.456 billion

CapitalNew Eden


The Protectorate of Bolysusian Exiles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Xavier with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.456 billion Exiles are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Eden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bolysusian Exilesian economy, worth 667 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 149,870 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,121,515 per year while the poor average 5,815, a ratio of 192 to 1.

A petition to improve Bolysusian Exilesian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, even snitches get stitches, and eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bolysusian Exiles's national animal is the cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Bolysusian Exiles is ranked 1,168th in the world and 8th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Avoided, scoring 1,234.21 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 75thMost Primitive: 77thMost Devout: 152ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 292ndFattest Citizens: 428thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 573rdMost Corrupt Governments: 817thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 923rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 949thLargest Mining Sector: 1,050thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,130thMost Avoided: 1,168thLargest Retail Industry: 1,280thMost Armed: 1,501stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,825thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,070thLargest Black Market: 3,970thRudest Citizens: 4,222ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,811thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,765thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,945thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,250thMost Conservative: 12,262ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,223rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,057th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the region

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