The Republic of Boltor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bolty with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.556 billion Boltorians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Park. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Boltorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,196 trillion Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 252,346 Tacoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,437,636 per year while the poor average 21,522, a ratio of 66.8 to 1.
A policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (Boltor has found 5 easter eggs), it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Boltorian resumés, and the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Boltor's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Boltor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Boltor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Boltor lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Boltor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Boltor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Boltor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Boltor was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The Evil Petting Zoo of Deadcatistan, curing 28 million infected.
- : Boltor was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Union of Socialist States of East Antarctica, killing 14 million zombies.
- : Boltor was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Union of Socialist States of East Antarctica, killing 134 million zombies.
- : Boltor was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Union of Socialist States of East Antarctica, killing 148 million zombies.