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Largest Information Technology Sector: 6,617thHighest Food Quality: 6,938thBest Weather: 6,975th
The Technocratic Meritocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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Bolslania

Population9.326 billion

CapitalKeygate
LeaderPresident Bonifac Koci

CurrencyMark
AnimalCrow

The Technocratic Meritocracy of Bolslania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Bonifac Koci with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.326 billion Bolslanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keygate. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bolslanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,225 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Bolslania, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolslania's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bolslania is ranked 265,512th in the world and 3rd in CCC for Most Avoided, scoring 0.62 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 6,617thHighest Food Quality: 6,938thBest Weather: 6,975thMost Inclusive: 6,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,865thHealthiest Citizens: 7,874thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,307thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,748thMost Cultured: 8,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,475thMost Developed: 9,604thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,547thNicest Citizens: 10,567thSmartest Citizens: 12,698thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,099thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,257thMost Secular: 16,671stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,876thLowest Crime Rates: 17,722ndHighest Economic Output: 18,586thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,216thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,947thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,691stLargest Governments: 22,238thMost Efficient Economies: 24,109thHighest Average Incomes: 24,801stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,418th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bolslania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Bolslania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Bolslania's influence in CCC fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Bolslania's influence in CCC rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Bolslania, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolslania, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Bolslania.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolslania, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolslania, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolslania, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Bolslania's influence in CCC fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".

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