The Technocratic Meritocracy of Bolslania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Bonifac Koci with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.809 billion Bolslanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keygate. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bolslanian economy, worth 846 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,268 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolslania's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bolslania is ranked 164,494^th in the world and 2^nd in CCC for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.