The Technocratic Meritocracy of Bolslania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Bonifac Koci with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.326 billion Bolslanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keygate. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bolslanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,225 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Bolslania, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolslania's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bolslania is ranked 265,512^th in the world and 3^rd in CCC for Most Avoided, scoring 0.62 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.