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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 218th Most Corrupt Governments: 219th Most Avoided: 254th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ad victoriam, non sibi sed patriae
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bolrieg

Population12.854 billion

CapitalShadforad
LeaderHigh King Hegrod Karlolov IX
FaithBolriegian Orthodoxy

Currencywagglefleebe
Animalmongfish

The Kingdom of Bolrieg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by High King Hegrod Karlolov IX with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.854 billion Bolriegians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shadforad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bolriegian economy, worth a remarkable 4,200 trillion wagglefleebes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 326,799 wagglefleebes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,177,533 per year while the poor average 64,854, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, light entertainment isn't dead, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Bolrieg as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bolrieg's national animal is the mongfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bolriegian Orthodoxy.

Bolrieg is ranked 151,981st in the world and 4th in The Allied League of Nations for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 7.55 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 218thMost Corrupt Governments: 219thMost Avoided: 254thLargest Mining Sector: 284thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 333rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 475thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 593rdLargest Gambling Industry: 610thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 718thMost Devout: 727thMost Ignorant Citizens: 801stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 869thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 873rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 899thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 939thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 943rdFattest Citizens: 1,117thHighest Average Incomes: 1,172ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,584thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,859thHighest Economic Output: 1,925thLowest Crime Rates: 2,435thMost Efficient Economies: 2,911thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,936thLargest Retail Industry: 3,373rdLargest Black Market: 3,748thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,636thMost Conservative: 4,740thRudest Citizens: 5,551stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,277thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,835thLargest Governments: 11,155thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,518thLargest Populations: 13,851stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,081st

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