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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,948thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,342nd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace? Never heard of it
Influence
Zero
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bolivia45

Population4.475 billion

CapitalNationis

Currencypeso
Animalunicorn

The Empire of Bolivia45 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.475 billion Bolivia45ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nationis. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The all-consuming Bolivia45ian economy, worth 653 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,071 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolivia45's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bolivia45 is ranked 178,673rd in the world and 6,059th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 0.23026374152 Days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,948thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,342ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,783rdLargest Black Market: 5,295thLargest Mining Sector: 5,979thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,194thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 9,947thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,527thLowest Crime Rates: 13,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,062ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,144thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,968thHealthiest Citizens: 16,794thMost Conservative: 17,083rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,378th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 198th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 319th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 337th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 346th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 347th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 368th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 543rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bolivia45, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolivia45, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolivia45, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Bolivia45 relocated from Confederation of Corrupt Dictators to Osiris.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolivia45, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Bolivia45's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Bolivia45 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolivia45, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolivia45, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolivia45, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.

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