by Max Barry

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Most Politically Free: 4,841st Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,148th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,445th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Unibon Nakoa no pudo Derrotyaga!!!
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Population243 million


The Democratic Republic of Bolitas is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 243 million Bolitoes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bolita economy, worth 15.6 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,279 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bolita police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, every week is blindness awareness week, and saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bolitas's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bolitas is ranked 22,335th in the world and 307th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Politically Free: 4,841stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,148thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,445thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,161stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,923rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,460thNicest Citizens: 12,528thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,449thMost Armed: 17,365th
Most Politically Free: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 42nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 75th in the region

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