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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 187thHighest Crime Rates: 312thMost Armed: 477th
The Ashanti People of
Anarchy
Ghana
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Bolgatanga

Population23.727 billion

CapitalBolgatanga

Currencycedi
Animallion

The Ashanti People of Bolgatanga is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.727 billion Bolgatangans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bolgatanga. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bolgatangan economy, worth a remarkable 4,149 trillion cedis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 174,884 cedis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,618,440 per year while the poor average 1,824, a ratio of 887 to 1.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bolgatanga's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bolgatanga is ranked 43,979th in the world and 5th in Ghana for Most Politically Free, scoring 76.95 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 187thHighest Crime Rates: 312thMost Armed: 477thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 550thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 809thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 850thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 879thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,117thMost Avoided: 1,149thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,272ndFattest Citizens: 1,328thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,383rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,186thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 2,783rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,790thRudest Citizens: 3,294thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,639thLargest Populations: 4,741stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,868thLargest Mining Sector: 6,254thLargest Retail Industry: 7,081stHighest Average Incomes: 9,649thMost Efficient Economies: 11,469thNudest: 11,485thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,283rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,683rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,728thHighest Drug Use: 15,779thMost Pro-Market: 16,149thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,645thLargest Black Market: 18,805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,112thSmartest Citizens: 20,645thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,693rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bolgatanga's influence in Ghana rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Bolgatanga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Bolgatanga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Bolgatanga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Bolgatanga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Bolgatanga's influence in Ghana rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Bolgatanga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Bolgatanga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Bolgatanga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Bolgatanga's influence in Ghana rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".

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