The Ashanti People of Bolgatanga is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.727 billion Bolgatangans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bolgatanga. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bolgatangan economy, worth a remarkable 4,149 trillion cedis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 174,884 cedis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,618,440 per year while the poor average 1,824, a ratio of 887 to 1.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bolgatanga's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bolgatanga is ranked 43,979^th in the world and 5^th in Ghana for Most Politically Free, scoring 76.95 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.