by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,208th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,857th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,973rd
The Soviet Socialist Republics of
Left-wing Utopia
Workers of all nations, unite!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.149 billion

LeaderThe Supreme Soviet
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyLabour Voucher
AnimalSteppe Wolf

The Soviet Socialist Republics of Bojikami is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14.149 billion Eurasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,637 trillion Labour Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 186,415 Labour Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, abortions are routinely performed in Bojikami's hospitals, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bojikami's national animal is the Steppe Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Bojikami is ranked 40,866th in the world and 14th in North Korea for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,208thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,857thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,973rdLargest Governments: 2,141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,280thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,289thSafest: 2,386thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,867thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,167thMost Cultured: 4,076thHighest Economic Output: 4,134thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,535thHealthiest Citizens: 5,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,779thSmartest Citizens: 6,112thHighest Average Incomes: 6,977thNudest: 7,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,700thTop
Most Developed: 8,296thLowest Crime Rates: 8,832ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,044thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,983rdLargest Populations: 11,611thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,679thMost Inclusive: 13,857thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,100thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,966th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the region

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