by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 9,804thLargest Populations: 9,957thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,679th
The District of
Iron Fist Consumerists
privy council chairman
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population21.565 billion

CapitalDistrict City
Leaderprivy council chairman

Currencyjuno aurum
Animalquick pink fox

The District of Bogota is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.565 billion Bogotans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The all-consuming Bogotan economy, worth a remarkable 1,276 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,177 juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bogota's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, Bogota has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Bogota in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bogota's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bogota is ranked 208,748th in the world and 9th in Bogota for Fattest Citizens, with 9.5 Obesity Rate.

Most Armed: 9,804thLargest Populations: 9,957thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,679thTop
Highest Economic Output: 17,775thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,133rdMost Stationary: 20,101stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,298thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,135thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,429thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,639th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

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