The United Kingdom of Boewzar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18.241 billion God fearings enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.0%.

The powerhouse Righteous economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Gold Mice a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 90,904 Gold Mice, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads Scandinavia in per capita stalking, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boewzar's national animal is the Pallas Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Boewzar is ranked 156,991^st in the world and 27^th in Scandinavia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.41 law-abiding acts per hour.