The People's Republic of Bodhvar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Siarius with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.417 billion Bodhvarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siaria. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodhvarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,925 trillion Siarias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 184,811 Siarias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodhvar's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bodhvar is ranked 275,530^th in the world and 6,956^th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.5 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.