by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Largest Welfare Programs: 252nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 256th Most Advanced Public Transport: 261st
The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.
His Royal Highness Angus Postma
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend


Population16.78 billion

CapitalGreater Bodegraven
LeaderHis Royal Highness Angus Postma
FaithAgnostic Theism

AnimalFreckled Cow

The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.78 billion Bodegravenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodegraafsch economy, worth a remarkable 3,455 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,912 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 168,711th in the world and 15th in Global Right Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -47.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 256thMost Advanced Public Transport: 261stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 401stMost Advanced Public Education: 455thHighest Average Tax Rates: 467thMost Beautiful Environments: 502ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 510thMost Pacifist: 528thLeast Corrupt Governments: 530thMost Rebellious Youth: 558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 583rdNicest Citizens: 589thLargest Governments: 606thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 632ndLongest Average Lifespans: 661stMost Compassionate Citizens: 737thSafest: 808thBest Weather: 822ndMost Cultured: 932ndMost Influential: 1,057thMost Stationary: 1,151stSmartest Citizens: 1,225thMost Developed: 1,241stHealthiest Citizens: 1,361stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,521stTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,877thMost Inclusive: 3,369thLowest Crime Rates: 3,548thMost Politically Free: 3,973rdMost Devout: 3,995thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,218thHighest Average Incomes: 4,662ndLargest Populations: 5,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,787thTop
Nudest: 9,141stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,223rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Blake Livelys Scalp, Northern Chittowa, RantSpot, and Ambassador Coldrisk.

View Forum posts