The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.866 billion Bodegravenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodegraafsch economy, worth a remarkable 4,107 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,738 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Bodegravenaren, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 1,983^rd in the world and 2^nd in Global Right Alliance for Highest Economic Output, with 4,107 trillion Standard Monetary Units.