Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 221st Largest Welfare Programs: 223rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 281st
The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of
Left-wing Utopia
Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.
His Royal Highness Angus Postma
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.635 billion Bodegravenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodegraafsch economy, worth a remarkable 3,011 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,803 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 160,322nd in the world and 15th in Global Right Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -41.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 221stLargest Welfare Programs: 223rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 281stMost Advanced Public Education: 330thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 370thMost Beautiful Environments: 416thNicest Citizens: 434thHighest Average Tax Rates: 434thLeast Corrupt Governments: 456thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 462ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 464thMost Cheerful Citizens: 479thLongest Average Lifespans: 481stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 487thMost Pacifist: 492ndMost Rebellious Youth: 545thMost Compassionate Citizens: 555thLargest Governments: 565thBest Weather: 751stMost Cultured: 778thSafest: 810thMost Influential: 814thSmartest Citizens: 894thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,034thHealthiest Citizens: 1,180thMost Developed: 1,345thMost Stationary: 1,435thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,249thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,497thMost Inclusive: 2,528thMost Politically Free: 3,101stMost Devout: 3,553rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,630thHighest Average Incomes: 3,878thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,053rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,147thLargest Populations: 6,697thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,153rdNudest: 11,066th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

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