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His Royal Highness Angus Postma
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Bodegraven

Population30.247 billion

CapitalGreater Bodegraven
LeaderHis Royal Highness Angus Postma
FaithAgnostic Theism

CurrencyBodegravenGulden
AnimalFreckled Cow

The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.247 billion Bodegravenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodegraafsch economy, worth a remarkable 6,424 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,407 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, posters on 'Bodegraafsch Values' advise against being proud of Bodegraven, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and people can get away with murder these days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 4,280th in the world and 1st in Global Right Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.19 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 154thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 240thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 260thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 270thLargest Welfare Programs: 341stMost Advanced Public Education: 454thMost Rebellious Youth: 737thMost Stationary: 741stMost Cheerful Citizens: 773rdMost Beautiful Environments: 852ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 858thLeast Corrupt Governments: 915thMost Pacifist: 931stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,007thLargest Governments: 1,145thSafest: 1,177thBest Weather: 1,179thMost Developed: 1,373rdNicest Citizens: 1,387thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,427thMost Cultured: 1,499thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,518thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,539thMost Influential: 1,705thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,819thHealthiest Citizens: 1,847thSmartest Citizens: 1,965thHighest Economic Output: 2,087thHighest Food Quality: 2,236thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,359thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,801stLowest Crime Rates: 4,280thLargest Populations: 4,307thMost Inclusive: 5,148thHighest Average Incomes: 8,450thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,837thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,087thMost Devout: 11,618thTop
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