The United States of Bod Wareenaland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Clownpiece with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.121 billion Wareenalanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wareenalander economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,417 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Wareenalander Space Agency, and many friends and relatives of President Clownpiece have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bod Wareenaland's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Hecate.

Bod Wareenaland is ranked 10,035^th in the world and 310^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.76 bananas ingested per day.