The Senate and People of Bod Wareenaland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Augustus with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.192 billion Italians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Italian economy, worth 611 trillion denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,731 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Bod Wareenaland's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bod Wareenaland is ranked 13,562^nd in the world and 421^st in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 80.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.