The Holy Ex-Delegatory Empire of Bobracha is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Kaiser Bobracha of Siracha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.251 billion Bobrachans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wien und Umgebung. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The strong Bobrachan economy, worth a remarkable 2,214 trillion Sirachas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,247 Sirachas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobracha's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bobracha is ranked 6,510^th in the world and 17^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.23 law-abiding acts per hour.