Population | 9.301 billion |
Capital | Minas Tirith |
Leader | Bob |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Take our |
Animal | leave and go |
The Resurgence Bandwagon of Bobberino is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bob with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.301 billion Morons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Tirith. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Dumb economy, worth a remarkable 1,470 trillion Take ours a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 158,093 Take ours, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobberino's national animal is the leave and go, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Bobberino is ranked 237,742nd in the world and 10,400th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -13 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bobberino lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Bobberino applied to join the World Assembly.
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Bobberino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
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Bobberino lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Bobberino lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Bobberino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Bobberino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
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Bobberino lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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Bobberino changed its national animal to "leave and go", its currency to "Take our", and its motto to "Uhhhhhhh what now".
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Bobberino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.