The Doggo Republic of Bob Harnan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bob Harnan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.092 billion Bobs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bob City. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bob Harnanian economy, worth 668 trillion Bob Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,230 Bob Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces insist that UFOs aren't real... yet, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime is totally unknown. Bob Harnan's national animal is the A330neo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Doggo Yodlism.

Bob Harnan is ranked 19,067^th in the world and 69^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Pacifist, with 119.01 cheeks turned per day.