Population | 23.741 billion |
Capital | Rintopia |
Leader | Kamina |
Faith | absent |
Currency | plastic token |
Animal | Coralian |
The Prime Time of BM90 is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kamina with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 23.741 billion BM90ians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rintopia. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient BM90ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,287 trillion plastic tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 222,697 plastic tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Coralian Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BM90's national animal is the Coralian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is absent.
BM90 is ranked 118,367th in the world and 2,289th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 306.137477683 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in BM90, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Coralian Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in BM90, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : Following new legislation in BM90, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
- : Following new legislation in BM90, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
- : Following new legislation in BM90, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
- : Following new legislation in BM90, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in BM90, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in BM90, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in BM90, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in BM90, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.