The Free Land of BlurpleKek is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Porl with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.678 billion BlurpleKekians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roger Waters. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BlurpleKekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,435 trillion Slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,084 Slaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, the entire entry for BlurpleKek in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and AI citizens are criticized for being robotic. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlurpleKek's national animal is the BlurpleKek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoneism.

BlurpleKek is ranked 8,079^th in the world and 38^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,041.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.