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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,727thMost Inclusive: 2,078th
The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy
I'll scratch your bush if you scratch mine, capice?
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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BlurpleKek

Population6.91 billion

CapitalRoger Waters
LeaderPorl
FaithStoneism

CurrencySlave
AnimalBlurpleKek

The Free Land of BlurpleKek is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Porl with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.91 billion BlurpleKekians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roger Waters. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BlurpleKekian economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion Slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,332 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, the BlurpleKek Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlurpleKek's national animal is the BlurpleKek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoneism.

BlurpleKek is ranked 200,230th in the world and 186th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.98 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,727thMost Inclusive: 2,078thNicest Citizens: 2,380thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,440thMost Pacifist: 2,473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,486thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,505thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,925thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,062ndSafest: 3,118thHighest Food Quality: 3,362ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,377thMost Cultured: 6,166thHealthiest Citizens: 6,551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,630thSmartest Citizens: 6,951stMost Developed: 6,976thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,015thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,507thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,436thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,526thBest Weather: 10,144thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,610thHighest Average Incomes: 11,278thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,510thLargest Governments: 12,172ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,917thMost Efficient Economies: 14,161stLowest Crime Rates: 15,184thMost Secular: 15,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,470thHighest Economic Output: 17,608thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,970thMost Stationary: 19,107thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,893rdMost Influential: 20,696thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,217th
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Most Pacifist: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear.
  • : BlurpleKek was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, the BlurpleKek Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : BlurpleKek was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.

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