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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 291st Most Influential: 2,364th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,009th
The United States of
New York Times Democracy
I am you, you are me we are all hivemind we are blurds
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The United States of Blurds is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Our Mightly Lord Nikola Tesla with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 947 million Blurdsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DAAAAAAAANNNNGEEEEEERRRRZOOOOONNNNEEEEEE. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The all-consuming Blurdsian economy, worth 117 trillion blootes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,050 blootes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,696 per year while the poor average 29,898, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare blootes, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blurds's national animal is the griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blurds is ranked 15,770th in the world and 780th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 66.3 Quips Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 291stTop
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Most Influential: 2,364thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,009thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,208thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,370thLargest Retail Industry: 9,459thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,846thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,996thMost Inclusive: 11,910thMost Developed: 14,931st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 223rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 329th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 356th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 397th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 414th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 441st in the regionMost Influential: 673rd in the regionNudest: 700th in the regionMost Inclusive: 703rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 710th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 742nd in the regionMost Developed: 753rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 159 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Arcadia of Kasterborous, Sunto, Kwaj, Shadowrik, Notyoutopia, Enosville, Reannia, ABC, Kaschovia, Holy Oranz, Pallaith, Alice Gardens, Sankami, Vinantis, Ovsterland, Sil Dorsett, General COE, SillyString, Moristia, Omicron Persei V111, Marsh Castle, Selfgradatude, Bharathvarsh, HMS Unicorn, Friently, Hong Kong Empire, Malta Comino Gozo, Tharissus, Jenner-Kardash, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Siwale, Ainsworth, Chinstralia, Orslan, Necromonia, Faxfleet, Kingdom of Space, Fliegauge, Aenglaland, Cleoskye, Vszeklina, Wineclaw, Sheppey, Victoriaans Nederlands, Diodone, The United Front of Patriotic Fascists, and 109 others.Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Magna Romaniae, Palisede, French Bananastan, American MapleStory, Coemgen, Legique, New Sekai, The Bureaucratic Territories, Puczovska, PlanetPunk, Choistan, Ragnhiled, Zokk, Aezus, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Vegetarian States, Amerian States, The FNBs, Nullum Crimen, Sereeno, Manticore utopia, Kubrostavsria, Kelvaros Prime, Republic of Destiny, Southern Allican, Lupus Imperium, Kobagia, Esplandia, Athenian Coalition, Great Solordia, Phktla, Bothia, Ostrinios, Wooleystan, Dutchyland, Pria Xennes, Southern Stroraia, Arrivederci, Vantaria, Tokaryk, The Rossinite Empire, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, BrightFutures, Imperial Pene Rounitrang, Jefffliu, Xinchao, Colony of lasting Hopes, Calamazo, Wisconsota, Sophista, Lagondia, Neo-Zeno, The Galactic Triumvirate, Venezuelia, Kizja, Wolfensjaeger, Vazali, Wintariu, Parisatlover, SchoolHouse Rock, Elevation, Republic of Dixie, New Lakemba, Ubervania, Dadastan Archipelago, Religioncord, Anima Proxa, The Teddy, Zedeya, Indereac Lanx, The Lugansk Republic, Yeraennus, Lamexanope, Fuoreew, Forunte, ShortBusCrashed, The Kyziban Islands, Pasargad, Morrn, Beladev, Sandovara, McMasterdonia, Ihel, Yukti, Walter Jackson, ZimRobwe, The Utopian Initiative, Mecca-Switzerland, Maestros haven, Antmn2, FRENAi, Celreostia, Isimud, Azurius, ZhangKeyesland, AustralZealand, Zebiddier, Bikeni Jobia, Sanjurika, Arach-Naga Combine, Plembobria, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Akhara Islands, Beodarasc, The The Bierands, Beowulfe, and Eskosya.

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