The Lost Coast of Bluewood Valley is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Delta Command with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.103 billion Bluewoodians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yukonsaus. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Bluewood Valleyian economy, worth 90.7 trillion Reformed Kats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 82,265 Reformed Kats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, solid-gold toilets are Bluewood Valleyian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and living well is no longer the best kind of revenge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bluewood Valley's national animal is the Creature from the pines, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bluewood Valley is ranked 93,192^nd in the world and 835^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 579.39 pounds of wildlife per square mile.