Population | 7.423 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Bluejack is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, complete lack of public education, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.423 billion Bluejackians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Bluejackian economy, worth a remarkable 1,877 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Woodchip Exports industry. Average income is an amazing 252,910 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,393,715 per year while the poor average 23,235, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.
The army consists of only generals and grunts, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bluejack's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Bluejack is ranked 307,447th in the world and 11th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -48.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bluejack, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist.
- : Following new legislation in Bluejack, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Bluejack, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave.
- : Following new legislation in Bluejack, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in Bluejack, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more.
- : Following new legislation in Bluejack, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
- : Following new legislation in Bluejack, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
- : Following new legislation in Bluejack, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Bluejackian politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Bluejack, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street.
- : Following new legislation in Bluejack, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.