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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Subsidized Industry: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 128th
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Bluejack

Population7.423 billion

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Animalanimal

The Republic of Bluejack is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, complete lack of public education, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.423 billion Bluejackians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bluejackian economy, worth a remarkable 1,877 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Woodchip Exports industry. Average income is an amazing 252,910 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,393,715 per year while the poor average 23,235, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bluejack's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bluejack is ranked 307,447th in the world and 11th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -48.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Subsidized Industry: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 141stMost Corrupt Governments: 246thMost Primitive: 262ndLowest Crime Rates: 374thMost Efficient Economies: 384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,315thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,446thLargest Governments: 2,046thLargest Black Market: 2,363rdMost Avoided: 2,679thTop
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Safest: 4,444thRudest Citizens: 4,946thHighest Average Incomes: 5,337thFattest Citizens: 6,363rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,347thMost Secular: 14,198thHighest Economic Output: 14,669thTop
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Nudest: 15,445thMost Conservative: 21,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,709thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,314th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bluejack, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist.
  • : Following new legislation in Bluejack, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Bluejack, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave.
  • : Following new legislation in Bluejack, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
  • : Following new legislation in Bluejack, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Bluejack, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in Bluejack, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Bluejack, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Bluejackian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Bluejack, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Bluejack, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.

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