by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 2,802ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,253rdMost Conservative: 17,067th
The Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
John 3:16
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population3.513 billion

LeaderThe Blubking


The Kingdom of Blubland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Blubking with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.513 billion Blubbers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blubtown. The average income tax rate is 49.0%.

The all-consuming Blubber economy, worth 276 trillion Blubs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,637 Blubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, and Blubtown's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blubland's national animal is the Pufferfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Blubland is ranked 199,287th in the world and 1st in Samurai Cave for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -8.2 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 2,802ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,253rdMost Conservative: 17,067thSafest: 20,561stMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,700th

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