by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,780th Least Corrupt Governments: 4,009th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,459th
The Country of
Left-wing Utopia
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.12 billion

CapitalNew Kovtski City
LeaderGrand Chairman Borzilov HSP Kerman

AnimalKerbealian Bet Bird

The Country of Blorbs is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Chairman Borzilov HSP Kerman with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.12 billion Blorbians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kovtski City. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Blorbik economy, worth 816 trillion Funds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,359 Funds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blorbs's national animal is the Kerbealian Bet Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blorbs is ranked 3,780th in the world and 2nd in Kerbin for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,244.39 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 3,780thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,009thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,459thSafest: 4,607thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,753rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,653rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,255thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,318thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,921stMost Pacifist: 8,690thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,345thMost Secular: 9,805thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,877thLargest Governments: 11,745thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,410thMost Influential: 13,354thHealthiest Citizens: 13,443rdBest Weather: 13,497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,679thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,711thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,359thLargest Populations: 15,159thMost Inclusive: 16,526thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,099thHighest Economic Output: 17,258thSmartest Citizens: 17,461st
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blorbs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Blorbs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Blorbs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Blorbs lodged a message on the Kerbin Regional Message Board.
  • : Blorbs published "reeesrst" (Factbook: Legislation).
  • : Blorbs published "test11" (Factbook: Geography).
  • : Blorbs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Blorbs renamed the office held by The Free Land of Omniabstracta from "Blorbs" to "Map men men" in Kerbin.
  • : Blorbs renamed the office held by The Free Land of Omniabstracta from "Great Cartographer of All the Lands" to "Blorbs" in Kerbin.
  • : Blorbs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.


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