The Republic of Bloomin Onion is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 26 million Bloomin Onionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Bloomin Onionian economy, worth 1.21 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,417 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,167 per year while the poor average 2,909, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bloomin Onion's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bloomin Onion is ranked 270,856^th in the world and 598^th in the Outback for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.