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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,562ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,025th
The Forgotten Dwarven Citadel of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Avus Thol!
King Calan
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Average

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Bloodybees

Population15.388 billion

CapitalZugob Tun
LeaderKing Calan
FaithPravenism

Currencybullion
AnimalBee

The Forgotten Dwarven Citadel of Bloodybees is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Calan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.388 billion dwarves have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zugob Tun. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse dwarven economy, worth 803 trillion bullions a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 52,217 bullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloodybees's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pravenism.

Bloodybees is ranked 80,561st in the world and 4th in Historia Novorum for Rudest Citizens, with 56.77 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,562ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,143rdLargest Black Market: 7,684thMost Stationary: 7,839thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,690thMost Influential: 11,289thBest Weather: 11,835thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,908thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,790thLargest Populations: 15,900thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,644thMost Cultured: 22,042ndHighest Economic Output: 23,781st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

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  • : Bloodybees was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Bloodybees was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Bloodybees was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Bloodybees was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Bloodybees was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Bloodybees was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Bloodybees was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Bloodybees was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Bloodybees was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Bloodybees was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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