The Vampire Wizard of Bloodtracker is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bloodtracker with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.665 billion Bloodtrackerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Transylvania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The all-consuming Bloodtrackerian economy, worth 652 trillion blood vials a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 97,924 blood vials, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Bloodtrackerian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is relatively low. Bloodtracker's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Bloodtracker is ranked 185,044^th in the world and 112^th in Autumnal Court for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.01 law-abiding acts per hour.