The Perfectionnist Dictatorship of Blood Eaters is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Ano with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.096 billion Bloodlings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient bloodling economy, worth a remarkable 9,842 trillion blood jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 363,234 blood jewels, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blood Eaters's national animal is the carnivorous plant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the blood crystal idol.

Blood Eaters is ranked 306,558^th in the world and 9,718^th in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 2.92 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.