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Largest Black Market: 110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 198th
The Perfectionnist Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Blood is good, our will is of steel.
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Blood Eaters

Population21.098 billion

CapitalBlood Palace
LeaderOverlord Ano
Faiththe blood crystal idol

Currencyblood jewel
Animalcarnivorous plant

The Perfectionnist Dictatorship of Blood Eaters is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord Ano with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.098 billion Bloodlings are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient bloodling economy, worth a remarkable 7,525 trillion blood jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,686 blood jewels, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Child labor has been outlawed, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Blood Eaters after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blood Eaters's national animal is the carnivorous plant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the blood crystal idol.

Blood Eaters is ranked 2,635th in the world and 70th in the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.43 Years.

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Largest Black Market: 110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 198thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 439thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 581stMost Advanced Public Education: 636thLowest Crime Rates: 652ndHighest Economic Output: 774thMost Corrupt Governments: 850thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,044thMost Stationary: 1,075thHighest Average Incomes: 1,112thLargest Governments: 1,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,289thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,810thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,536thMost Developed: 2,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,635thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,202ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,699thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,854thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,909thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,110thSmartest Citizens: 4,712thLargest Populations: 5,499thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,693rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,146thTop
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Most Influential: 11,430thMost Efficient Economies: 11,914thMost Secular: 14,492ndMost Authoritarian: 14,651stHealthiest Citizens: 20,585thMost Inclusive: 20,784th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 238th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 504th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 564th in the regionMost Inclusive: 577th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 690th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 762nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blood Eaters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Blood Eaters after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, child labor has been outlawed.
  • : Blood Eaters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.

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