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Largest Black Market: 140thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 177thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 231st
The Perfectionnist Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
Blood is good, our will is of steel.
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Blood Eaters

Population23.973 billion

CapitalBlood Palace
LeaderOverlord Ano
Faiththe blood crystal idol

Currencyblood jewel
Animalcarnivorous plant

The Perfectionnist Dictatorship of Blood Eaters is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Ano with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.973 billion Bloodlings are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient bloodling economy, worth a remarkable 8,651 trillion blood jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,877 blood jewels, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the full title of Hon Overlord Ano Vcte Mgve MF PDBELM GCBE runs to several pages, and 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blood Eaters's national animal is the carnivorous plant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the blood crystal idol.

Blood Eaters is ranked 237,467th in the world and 7,316th in the Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -28.67 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 140thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 177thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 231stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 371stLargest Information Technology Sector: 479thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 568thMost Advanced Public Transport: 637thLowest Crime Rates: 664thMost Advanced Public Education: 733rdHighest Economic Output: 742ndMost Stationary: 986thMost Corrupt Governments: 986thMost Patriotic: 1,008thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,105thLargest Governments: 1,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,228thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,752ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,016thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,207thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,492ndMost Developed: 2,583rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,015thLargest Mining Sector: 3,326thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,810thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,925thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,452ndSmartest Citizens: 4,650thLargest Populations: 5,234thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,960thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,532ndMost Influential: 11,882ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,066thMost Secular: 14,429thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,125thHealthiest Citizens: 18,730thMost Inclusive: 19,404thMost Authoritarian: 21,601st
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 75th in the regionMost Developed: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 91st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Influential: 137th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 220th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 283rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 397th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 471st in the regionMost Inclusive: 529th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 591st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, the full title of Hon Overlord Ano Vcte Mgve MF PDBELM GCBE runs to several pages.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Blood Eaters was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, Overlord Ano's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Eaters, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.

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