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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,183rdMost Conservative: 13,083rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,245th
The Rh Negative Hematoma of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Everything gets infected... NOW I have paperwork to do
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Blood Bath and Beyond

Population6.732 billion

LeaderRichard Daley
FaithHoly Nightstick of the Sorrowful Virgin


The Rh Negative Hematoma of Blood Bath and Beyond is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Richard Daley with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.732 billion Blood Bath and Beyond helpers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The strong Blood Bath and Beyond help economy, worth 407 trillion batons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 60,605 batons, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, Blood Bath and Beyond helpers caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, and art criticism in Blood Bath and Beyond is scathingly destructive. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blood Bath and Beyond's national animal is the Bloodhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Holy Nightstick of the Sorrowful Virgin.

Blood Bath and Beyond is ranked 101,939th in the world and 16th in Corporate States of America for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 749.51 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,183rdTop
Most Conservative: 13,083rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,245thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,775thMost Stationary: 21,163rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,317thLargest Black Market: 21,710th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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