by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 479thMost Influential: 786th
The Disputed Territories of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.375 billion

CapitalThe Heart of Blondeness
LeaderWeese Ritherspoon


The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Weese Ritherspoon with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.375 billion Blondieslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Blondeness. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blondieslandian economy, worth 539 trillion Dong a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 123,248 Dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blondiesland's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blondiesland is ranked 273,927th in the world and 12,643rd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.27 flags saluted per person per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 479thMost Influential: 786thMost Inclusive: 2,045thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,554thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,668thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,776thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,858thNicest Citizens: 2,862ndHighest Food Quality: 3,058thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,186thBest Weather: 3,476thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,568thMost Pacifist: 3,569thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,655thMost Cultured: 5,529thMost Secular: 6,094thSmartest Citizens: 6,419thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,072ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,061stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,431stMost Developed: 11,869thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,781stLargest Welfare Programs: 17,590thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,250thLargest Governments: 24,155thHighest Average Incomes: 24,592ndHighest Crime Rates: 26,959th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionMost Inclusive: 61st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 81st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 89th in the regionNicest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 98th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 108th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 132nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 157th in the regionMost Secular: 194th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 289th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 322nd in the regionNudest: 334th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 337th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 359th in the regionMost Developed: 364th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 487th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 529th in the regionMost Stationary: 585th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 607th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 629th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 661st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 685th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 688th in the regionRudest Citizens: 734th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 786th in the regionLargest Populations: 787th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,153rd in the region

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