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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 463rdMost Influential: 1,361stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,312th
The Disputed Territories of
New York Times Democracy
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis
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Political Freedom

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Population1.665 billion

CapitalThe Heart of Blondeness
LeaderWeese Ritherspoon


The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Weese Ritherspoon with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.665 billion Blondieslandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Blondeness. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Blondieslandian economy, worth 141 trillion Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 84,884 Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime is totally unknown. Blondiesland's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blondiesland is ranked 162,229th in the world and 5,407th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 46.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 463rdMost Influential: 1,361stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,312thMost Inclusive: 5,293rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,323rdMost Pacifist: 5,327thNicest Citizens: 6,331stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,394thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,799thMost Secular: 7,357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,477thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,397thBest Weather: 9,055thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,775thSafest: 10,132ndMost Cultured: 11,759thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,467thSmartest Citizens: 13,298thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,691stHealthiest Citizens: 18,839thMost Income Equality: 19,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,687thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,361stLongest Average Lifespans: 21,728thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,345th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 120th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 175th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 178th in the regionMost Inclusive: 183rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 186th in the regionMost Pacifist: 187th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 221st in the regionNicest Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Secular: 247th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 263rd in the regionBest Weather: 291st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 308th in the regionSafest: 339th in the regionMost Cultured: 345th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 392nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 414th in the regionNudest: 498th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 575th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 577th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 580th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 608th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 648th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 678th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 775th in the regionMost Income Equality: 801st in the region

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