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Most Devout: 8,681stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,790thNicest Citizens: 15,282nd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Blonded

Population3.199 billion

CapitalMargarita
FaithChristianity

Currencydollar
AnimalCow

The Republic of Blonded is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.199 billion Blondedians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Margarita. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Blondedian economy, worth 213 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,827 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, meat-eating is frowned upon, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blonded's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Blonded is ranked 55,035th in the world and 2,759th in Osiris for Largest Governments, scoring 17.78 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Top
5%
Most Devout: 8,681stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,790thTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 15,282ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,981stMost Cultured: 18,736thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,720thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,834th
Top
10%
Most Devout: 407th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 571st in the regionMost Income Equality: 728th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blonded was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Blonded, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in Blonded, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Blonded, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Blonded, Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Blonded, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Blonded, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blonded, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in Blonded, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Blonded, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.

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