The Economic and Political Union of Blon Gre is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Snow-Laden Horsepackers with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.143 billion Blon Greans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villi Rakkaus. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Blon Grean economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,931 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime is totally unknown. Blon Gre's national animal is the Eurasian wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blon Gre is ranked 1,595^th in the world and 17^th in Forest for Rudest Citizens, with 247.21 Insults Per Minute.