Most Advanced Public Education: 1st Most Rebellious Youth: 1st Largest Welfare Programs: 1st
The Anarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Bite Me
Ding Dong Daddy
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.028 billion Blogotopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,259 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 317,339 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Ding Dong Daddy's bedroom, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and Ding Dong Daddy's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 158,599th in the world and 1,549th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -418.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Influential: 3rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thLargest Black Market: 10thMost Developed: 13thMost Cultured: 25thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26thMost Beautiful Environments: 26thLongest Average Lifespans: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 32ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Secular: 46thNicest Citizens: 65thMost Pacifist: 81stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 97thBest Weather: 120thMost Inclusive: 157thMost Armed: 172ndHighest Drug Use: 181stSmartest Citizens: 186thHealthiest Citizens: 252ndHighest Poor Incomes: 313thHighest Average Tax Rates: 326thHighest Economic Output: 330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 404thLargest Governments: 422ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 492ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 815thHighest Average Incomes: 924thMost Scientifically Advanced: 997thLargest Populations: 1,387thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,248thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,663rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,933rdMost Stationary: 11,969th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Stationary: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 151st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Vegaslovakia.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Ding Dong Daddy's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Ding Dong Daddy's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, in a baffling press conference Ding Dong Daddy proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Autocratic States of Gunzerlander.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 128 » Earth Federation, Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Slaytania, Fiodiya, Anfuhrer, Hamtown, United Governments of Newrope, Grungerock, Coreras, Hacame, Kokkinostan, Tzo, Linkdahero, Wolfhunters, Seranis, Beiluxia, Zaqaz Death, Achiotopia, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Puerto Barrio, Onarii, Testa, Weaubleau, American Republic of Independent States, Bullintine, Osea Island, The Republic of lkxciv, Germanahii, The United Dog Days Providence, Zeklandia, Manlinesslavia, HN67, Wysrod, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, FreeGunsForAll, Cardini, The Tasmanian Islands, Colonel Terrosit, A Death Arena, Aedue, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, New Icelandic Republic, Grifopolis, Spiritbw, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, and 78 others.Leirkra, Iluuz, Siuts, Those against abusers, Oom, Parpaza, Imbria, Nova Terra Saccharum, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Zuslosal, Rubistein, The State of Walrus Devotion, The Republic of The Sith, Campo de la Paz, Astrx, South Baker, North Southumberland, Kharbydriss, New Katamenia, Ozylandias, Myopic, Elsewhereland, Mohr, Viadora, Rabbitomia, Phrados, Sedburgh, Finbro Holdings, Anollasia, Grimlandia, Crustacion, Serlone, The Sarsinian Islands, DunNaGall, The Soylent Green Party, Free Tristania, MagnaPene, Boltor, Soldaten des Hippokrates, Molea, Gross Battenia, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, NorthernMassachusetts, Kebecois, The Persian Territories, Venkorata, Gentletopia, Striagro Uspil, Jhonshire, Castica, North North Western Brina, Neo Saorsa, Seven Colours, Switmerica, The Scottish Highlands and Lowlands, 123topia, Europe Inc, Mers Plo Mar, Baudelafstan, Evil Dictators Happyland, Tabbertonia, Edorask, Rainu, Orbi, New East Lancashire, Marikast, Tycorn, Flezzola, United Socialists of the Highest Power, United States of Zeb, Lexomia, NewDelly, Otrodoxia, The Exclave Of Chernoclav, Craven States, UNpoopburg, Gunzerlander, and Vegaslovakia.

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