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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd
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Population41.611 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy


The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 41.611 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 16,483 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 396,132 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 23rd in the world and 1st in 10000 Islands for Most Inclusive, scoring 1,152.73 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Cultured: 5thHighest Drug Use: 5thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7thHighest Food Quality: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thNicest Citizens: 14thMost Influential: 14thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 21stMost Inclusive: 23rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29thMost Pacifist: 29thMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rdLargest Black Market: 56thMost Armed: 56thBest Weather: 101stMost Subsidized Industry: 166thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 208thHighest Economic Output: 241stHighest Average Tax Rates: 279thSmartest Citizens: 315thHighest Poor Incomes: 367thLargest Governments: 451stHealthiest Citizens: 509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 927thMost Developed: 965thMost Efficient Economies: 979thLargest Populations: 992ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,026thHighest Average Incomes: 1,124thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,457thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,742ndTop
Most Stationary: 4,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,908thTop
Most Income Equality: 24,549thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,976th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 88th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Republic of East Harkway.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Republic of East Harkway.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 100 » Creeptopia, Coreras, Seantonia, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Karlando, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Dovant, Free Land of Rebellium, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Zachais, Republic of Libriano, Medetas, Namakan, Seranis, The Unidet Of Life, Ilfarasia, Katitania, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Greater Theowherveld, Faradova, Cathamye, Herfenzir, Macrasetia, Girls Who Say Bruh, Aquachromia, Alski, Immortal Anfield, Kaprein, Second Peenadian, Puffandria, United federation of kurdistan, Jaegerpondonia, Strigberg, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Nami Bays, and 50 others.Flugistani, DetroitSmash, The Democratic State Of Josora, QuazaFire, Javaterra, Wischland, Mesyeti, Arr, Gosheon, Taiqar, Dreyas, Bear Nation, Iontan, Sillitopia, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Tausend Seen, New Veemaa, Confertia, Kyrizstanislav, Astrobolt, Milanisca, United States of Island land, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Mega Money Company TM, The Galactic American Imperium, Greater Sus, Lower Phlebacite, Dogiestan, Goat Republic, Greater Granskiye, Reborn America, Isatopes of egypt, Creberg, Snake universe, Manneo Varo, Soviet Great Viet, Fractethyst, Krystalveil, Ruyna, Zebastani, Lysandrion, Crobuzon, Oasaria, Guyana Francese, Opporoa, Slaytania, New Murgennasia, Striagro Uspil, The Tropicana Republic, and East Harkway.