by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st Most Advanced Public Education: 1st Largest Welfare Programs: 1st
The Anarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Bite Me
Ding Dong Daddy
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.129 billion Blogotopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,103 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 335,551 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 33rd in the world and 1st in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 217.28 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2ndMost Influential: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thMost Developed: 10thLargest Black Market: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14thMost Beautiful Environments: 18thMost Cultured: 19thLongest Average Lifespans: 21stMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thLeast Corrupt Governments: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 33rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47thNicest Citizens: 52ndMost Pacifist: 62ndMost Secular: 78thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82ndMost Inclusive: 106thBest Weather: 114thHighest Poor Incomes: 151stSmartest Citizens: 162ndMost Armed: 187thHighest Average Tax Rates: 251stHealthiest Citizens: 267thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 279thHighest Economic Output: 288thLargest Governments: 322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 332ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 551stHighest Average Incomes: 794thMost Efficient Economies: 831stLargest Populations: 1,343rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,362ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,366thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,637thHighest Drug Use: 4,519thTop
Most Stationary: 9,845thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,980thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,410thNudest: 11,924th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 55th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Kingdom of Eldius.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Eldius.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 150 » Earth Federation, Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Anfuhrer, United Governments of Newrope, Grungerock, Coreras, Hacame, Kokkinostan, Tzo, Linkdahero, Wolfhunters, Seranis, Beiluxia, Achiotopia, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Puerto Barrio, Onarii, Testa, Weaubleau, Bullintine, Osea Island, Germanahii, Zeklandia, Manlinesslavia, HN67, Wysrod, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, FreeGunsForAll, The Tasmanian Islands, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Grifopolis, Spiritbw, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, Those against abusers, Oom, Parpaza, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Zuslosal, Astrx, South Baker, North Southumberland, New Katamenia, Elsewhereland, Phrados, Finbro Holdings, and 100 others.Anollasia, Grimlandia, Crustacion, Serlone, The Soylent Green Party, Free Tristania, Molea, Gross Battenia, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, NorthernMassachusetts, Venkorata, Gentletopia, Jhonshire, Neo Saorsa, Mers Plo Mar, Baudelafstan, Tabbertonia, Edorask, Marikast, Tycorn, United Socialists of the Highest Power, Lexomia, Otrodoxia, UNpoopburg, LiberationVille, Zopciria, Samonaemia, New Letna, Tijdtevelia, Lacuna, Chad9, Finswedeway, Kilenel, Carbrabukka, Markanite, The Starlight Islands, Wheydia, Rabbitomia, Karlando, Ameralt, Over the Mountain, The Parandeam, Clialaad, New Sanjay, Focal, Syvie, Zachais, Spudlandia, Pyamar, Germanic and Jewish people, Free Carolinas, LimpBizkit, Time Currency, United States of Dandog, Myopic, Monkswood, Pax Athena, Stroulia, The Iron Crown Order, Jobsteria, Luxastan Empire, Chip Skylark, Numbeia, BNL Corporation, Barycenter of the Amazing Newtonian Hell, Ater Nox, The Dwemmer, Aleg, Old Atlantica, Aspistania, Slaytania, Evil Dictators Happyland, Colonel Terrosit, Rallas, ShadowVoltia, DunNaGall, Valcour, Theurgia, Aldomia, Psolick, Saiure, Dimensionals, Pacem Valley, Aipotu Ruo, Caesarian Rule, American Republic of Independent States, Nyba, United Reich Of Germany, Seven Hills, Republic of Rosemount, Austral Coast, Roisin Dubh, Auruh, Ron Swansonia-Do what you want, Formic Republic, City state of Vitae, Junnland, Marwani, Australia Hungary, and Eldius.

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