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Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1st
The Anarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Bite Me
Ding Dong Daddy
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Blogotopia

Population33.422 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.422 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,198 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 394,916 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and Blogotopians no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 229,014th in the world and 2,653rd in 10000 Islands for Most Avoided, scoring 0.13 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Influential: 8thMost Cultured: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 13thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14thMost Secular: 16thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26thMost Pacifist: 26thNicest Citizens: 27thHighest Crime Rates: 29thMost Inclusive: 32ndLargest Black Market: 33rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57thMost Armed: 90thBest Weather: 95thHighest Poor Incomes: 138thMost Subsidized Industry: 169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 175thHighest Economic Output: 218thSmartest Citizens: 221stLargest Governments: 240thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 332ndHealthiest Citizens: 361stMost Developed: 422ndLongest Average Lifespans: 483rdHighest Average Incomes: 759thMost Efficient Economies: 902ndLargest Populations: 1,167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,295thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,386thTop
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Most Stationary: 6,065thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,145thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,171stNudest: 21,535th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 132nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 166th in the regionNudest: 171st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Blogotopians no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Democratic Republic of Ariree.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ariree.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Blogotopia's border.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 156 » Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Seranis, Achiotopia, Testa, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, Serlone, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Austral Coast, Dustwind, The Biggles Syndicate, Kebecois, Finswedeway, Samonaemia, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Aspistania, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Eames, Dovant, Echocrimsonia, New Fania, Yaakovim Jacobis, Uprus, Nooooooooooooooo, and 106 others.Grahnol, Kuriko, Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, Tapperhed, Jimjam Goober, A R V E R N A, Theomopolus, Tindomelia, Nixtodea, Shifuneko, New Icesession Blangis, Free Land of Rebellium, Wonderfalland, Oyste, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Lamborghini Murcielago, Evonidiche, Grimmywelsh, Ferte, Flex Lexington, Libertaritaritaritaria, Nogalacia, Vamshi, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Mittal Land, Constantinolia, Niflhels, Xeknos, Krystalveil, Evertopia, Watora, Yakkandiania, Kananji, Emporna, Glacieri, Piscina, Decent Humans, Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Rahatalia, Zuleit, Martunra, Canthos, Blavorth, Discotheque, Airday, The united states of roblox, Randopian, Zachais, Quemfaria, Margaux, Whine Psyder, Carbo Nation, Solarampa, Xemja, Neojinkotsu, Jeelung, Johnne Green, Schea, New Mountain States of Turkey, Republic of Libriano, Athontia, City of Saint Nicolas, Lesbi, Bumrum, Terra Royaume, AciaciaMont, The Pizza, Caldorado, NEWFOUND BRITISH COLUMBIA, The Foxfyre Islands, The Republic of Osea, Nublar Paradox, Ytvigshill, Chocolate Coookies, Alen-roshh, Ebor, Tsan Derch, Medetas, Everrettannia, Galoamar, Snakeden, Republic of Karskarovyt, Harekoku, Ergandia, Itic, Flying Eagles, Creles, Ehrgeizig, Namakan, Lite-Brites, Eppur, Leprechaun Gold, Caterpillar Abominations, United North American Islands, Drewish, Armatha, Old Tryst, Great Ranges, Auhalands Republic, and Ariree.

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