The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.959 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 14,679 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 367,359 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt, and tourists visit Blogotopia to mass-moon Blogotopian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1,435 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.