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Blogotopia

Population39.959 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.959 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 14,679 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 367,359 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt, and tourists visit Blogotopia to mass-moon Blogotopian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1,435 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6thMost Cultured: 6thHighest Drug Use: 6thHighest Food Quality: 8thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thMost Influential: 12thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18thNicest Citizens: 18thHighest Crime Rates: 20thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20thMost Inclusive: 27thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30thMost Pacifist: 31stMost Armed: 45thMost Advanced Public Transport: 46thLargest Black Market: 58thBest Weather: 95thMost Subsidized Industry: 188thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 201stHighest Economic Output: 298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 304thSmartest Citizens: 336thHealthiest Citizens: 363rdLargest Governments: 517thHighest Poor Incomes: 520thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 683rdMost Developed: 871stLongest Average Lifespans: 963rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,043rdLargest Populations: 1,046thMost Efficient Economies: 1,120thHighest Average Incomes: 1,287thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,366thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,825thTop
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Most Stationary: 4,731stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,258thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18,086thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,941st
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 107th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, tourists visit Blogotopia to mass-moon Blogotopian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and arrow loops.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, childhood friends of Ding Dong Daddy are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Blogotopia City Times is sold out.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 115 » Creeptopia, Coreras, Karlando, Greater Granskiye, Volgren, Taiqar, Slaytania, Francees, Colanare Overk, Uritis, New world center capital, Phoenix Orientem, Kablooey, Stroulia, Dreyas, Aurum Port, Demeters Children, Bear Nation, Iontan, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Kyrizstanislav, Wysrod, Dovant, Free Land of Rebellium, Vivolkha, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Zachais, Solarampa, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, Seantonia, Medetas, Namakan, Solsevara, Novegia, Seranis, Zeklandia, The Unidet Of Life, Testa, Ilfarasia, Katitania, Better Indonesia, and 65 others.Krystalveil, Tausend Seen, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Greater Theowherveld, Faradova, Cathamye, Herfenzir, Kaltovar, Macrasetia, North Southumberland, Girls Who Say Bruh, Empire Of Shield, Coldian, Aquachromia, The Galactic American Imperium, Hashari Darussalam, Alski, Immortal Anfield, Reformed Imperis, Kaprein, Anollasia, Second Peenadian, Geonomia, Puffandria, United federation of kurdistan, Rog Mily, Jaegerpondonia, Phello, Striagro Uspil, Northern African Sahara, Strigberg, The Soylent Green Party, Lisokyo, Clialaad, Belistien, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Nami Bays, Austral Imperium, Luna Bean, Tramolvalnia, Zebastani, United States of Island land, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tabulerta, Grubnation, Flugistani, Dorab, Pantso, DetroitSmash, Gemmisland, Dohnation, Lenlyvit, The Democratic State Of Josora, Lacuna, QuazaFire, And spinning, Javaterra, West Diana, Wischland, Mesyeti, Arr, BRETOWN, Gosheon, and Aerde.

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