The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.143 billion Blogotopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 11,294 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 362,654 doobies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Blogotopian Moonshine", the Great Blogotopian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 1,498^th in the world and 29^th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 71.15 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.