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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st Most Advanced Public Education: 1st Most Rebellious Youth: 1st
The Anarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Bite Me
Ding Dong Daddy
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Blogotopia

Population31.143 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.143 billion Blogotopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 11,294 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 362,654 doobies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Blogotopian Moonshine", the Great Blogotopian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 1,498th in the world and 29th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 71.15 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Influential: 6thMost Developed: 10thMost Secular: 10thMost Beautiful Environments: 13thMost Cultured: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16thLongest Average Lifespans: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 25thLargest Black Market: 27thNicest Citizens: 32ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 36thMost Inclusive: 39thMost Pacifist: 50thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rdBest Weather: 87thMost Armed: 146thHighest Average Tax Rates: 198thSmartest Citizens: 232ndHighest Economic Output: 239thMost Subsidized Industry: 256thLargest Governments: 282ndHealthiest Citizens: 329thHighest Average Incomes: 779thMost Efficient Economies: 819thHighest Poor Incomes: 902ndLargest Populations: 1,218thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,498thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,645thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,251stMost Stationary: 6,876thHighest Drug Use: 8,130thTop
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Nudest: 13,351st
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Average: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 67th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the Great Blogotopian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Blogotopian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Blogotopia City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.

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