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Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1st
The Anarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Feck tRump
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population34.512 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy


The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.512 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,276 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 384,692 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 70,296th in the world and 577th in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Free, scoring 70.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Influential: 8thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thMost Cultured: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Beautiful Environments: 13thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15thMost Secular: 17thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22ndMost Pacifist: 25thNicest Citizens: 28thLeast Corrupt Governments: 28thMost Inclusive: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 31stLargest Black Market: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57thMost Armed: 99thBest Weather: 103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 168thHighest Average Tax Rates: 169thHighest Poor Incomes: 177thSmartest Citizens: 211thLargest Governments: 229thHighest Economic Output: 230thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 312thHealthiest Citizens: 390thMost Developed: 472ndLongest Average Lifespans: 538thMost Efficient Economies: 819thHighest Average Incomes: 886thLargest Populations: 1,147thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,326thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,413thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,160thTop
Most Stationary: 5,863rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,167thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,452ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,900thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,458th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 48th in the regionMost Income Equality: 56th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Republic of Porflox.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Republic of Porflox.
  • : Blogotopia lost the endorsement of The Republic of Porflox.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Blogotopia" at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Blogotopia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 155 » Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, Serlone, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Austral Coast, Dustwind, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Dovant, Echocrimsonia, New Fania, Uprus, Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, Jimjam Goober, A R V E R N A, Free Land of Rebellium, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Lamborghini Murcielago, Grimmywelsh, Ferte, and 105 others.Libertaritaritaritaria, Nogalacia, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Krystalveil, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Canthos, Blavorth, Airday, Zachais, Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, Lesbi, Terra Royaume, AciaciaMont, Caldorado, The Republic of Osea, Nublar Paradox, Ytvigshill, Alen-roshh, Medetas, Everrettannia, Galoamar, Harekoku, Itic, Namakan, Eppur, United North American Islands, Drewish, Armatha, Great Ranges, Ariree, Kachikawawa, Calrad, KaldDalen, The Galactic RepubIlic, Ali Faridi, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Islands of Czechia, Lisokyo, Bortheria, Porymonia, Galimania, Marxist Germany, Acvilsol, Apuoxia, HumanSanity, Recon Island, Seranis, Makykay, Lundara, Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, Hellenic Exusia, Suba, Ner Epiand, Mauryana, The unidet Of life, Krillia, Yellowjacket, United States of Island land, Testa, Inkhyun, Membatak, Ternigrasia, The Cheese Puff Islands, Pianaville, New Mountain States of Turkey, Canada but with Jazz, South Anadyr, Yoesanboesan, Ilfarasia, Allied Arctic States, Luzfhala, Clialaad, Rhie, Megistos, Kalldunn, Maconshinbernititte, Grurg, Ardelenia, Slaughter Machine, Tadreodal, The Non Prusian Dinasty, Aeuternitas, Arklanda, Pallas Athenaie, Kalosas, Mat She, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Onfande, Hanbaria, Dorab, Isiqithi, Free Las Pinas, and Porflox.

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