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The Anarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Blogotopia

Population37.77 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.77 billion Blogotopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,813 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 339,243 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, it's best not to ask what goes into Blogotopia City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 88,608th in the world and 383rd in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 23.44 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 2ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Secular: 6thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6thMost Cultured: 7thHighest Food Quality: 8thMost Influential: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16thMost Beautiful Environments: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 18thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20thNicest Citizens: 23rdMost Pacifist: 31stMost Inclusive: 32ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36thMost Armed: 45thLargest Black Market: 56thMost Advanced Public Transport: 60thBest Weather: 89thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 304thHealthiest Citizens: 328thHighest Economic Output: 339thSmartest Citizens: 361stHighest Poor Incomes: 390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 404thLargest Governments: 628thMost Developed: 733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 811thLongest Average Lifespans: 813thLargest Populations: 1,096thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,129thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,411thHighest Average Incomes: 1,614thMost Efficient Economies: 1,631stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,587thMost Stationary: 5,114thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,550thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,210thHighest Drug Use: 25,234th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionMost Income Equality: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 68th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 78th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionNudest: 144th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Republic of Lisokyo.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Republic of Lisokyo.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, it's best not to ask what goes into Blogotopia City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Blogotopia's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of Blogotopia rejoicing.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Creeptopia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Kyrizstanislav, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Dovant, Free Land of Rebellium, Vivolkha, Ferte, Ghiamonga, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Airday, Zachais, Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, The Republic of Osea, Medetas, Namakan, Kachikawawa, Calrad, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Seranis, and 92 others.Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, Mauryana, The Unidet Of Life, Testa, Membatak, Ilfarasia, Maconshinbernititte, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Katitania, Holma, Krystalveil, Selu-Ahare, Tausend Seen, Renetopia, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Violent Trees, Greater Theowherveld, The Wires Empire, Faradova, Chromatomia, Cathamye, Hellenic Exusia, Xanthorrhoea, Herfenzir, Kaltovar, Macrasetia, Girls Who Say Bruh, Rauensteinland, Empire Of Shield, Coldian, Aquachromia, New Aierlund, The Galactic American Imperium, Hicuria, Denadamelada, Breosia, Greater Kithsdicaia, Hashari Darussalam, The Democratic State Of Josora, Alski, Gal Cradia, Malayn, Anime Lovely, Immortal Anfield, Savveria, United States of Island land, Fractethyst, Reformed Imperis, Dorab, Kaprein, Cynpeon, Second Peenadian, Houbur, Western New Yakern, Geonomia, Bondgalm, Puffandria, Alathria, Righteous Freedoms For the People, United federation of kurdistan, Havesia, KEP77, Demeters Children, Markanite, Counties of Cracow, Attoree, Lower Lorwitz Navilia, The Divine Elephant, Rog Mily, Jaegerpondonia, Caribbia, Phello, Saint Nations, Peepostani, Striagro Uspil, Northern African Sahara, Haxtonovich, Strigberg, Boroii, The Solus, Republic of Denoary, United Kolane, Derrian Islands, Rotzka, Arnefol, United Atle Lamton, Dolorado, Malevos, Vayshnoriya Islands, and Lisokyo.

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