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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 974thMost Influential: 1,688thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,072nd
The Things of
Democratic Socialists
Weou okcoolele ouwaoglewaou oboogwaou olele.
Almighty boss lord Piy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.109 billion

LeaderAlmighty boss lord Piy


The Things of Blobon is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Almighty boss lord Piy with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.109 billion Blobonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Globazar. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blobonian economy, worth 519 trillion Plorts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,163 Plorts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blobon's national animal is the Quk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Albaz.

Blobon is ranked 258,995th in the world and 12,173rd in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.74 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 974thMost Influential: 1,688thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,072ndMost Inclusive: 5,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,840thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,867thNicest Citizens: 6,108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,832ndHighest Food Quality: 7,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,356thMost Cultured: 7,707thLargest Governments: 8,501stMost Developed: 8,826thMost Efficient Economies: 8,860thMost Patriotic: 8,914thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,081stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,905thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,908thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,895thSmartest Citizens: 10,898thLowest Crime Rates: 11,388thLargest Retail Industry: 11,401stHighest Average Incomes: 11,625thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,892ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,826thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,493rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,391stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,840thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,532ndBest Weather: 20,877thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,150thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,733rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,567th
Most Influential: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 136th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 159th in the regionMost Inclusive: 184th in the regionMost Patriotic: 206th in the regionMost Cultured: 210th in the regionNicest Citizens: 215th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 218th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 237th in the regionLargest Governments: 243rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 257th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 279th in the regionMost Developed: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 283rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 284th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 300th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 301st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 314th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 319th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 356th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 372nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 376th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 390th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 413th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 499th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 501st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 503rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 569th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 615th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 654th in the regionBest Weather: 663rd in the regionNudest: 748th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 779th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,116th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blobon lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Blobon lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Blobon lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Blobon lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobon, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobon, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobon, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobon, soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads.
  • : Blobon lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Blobon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Pakitsk, Empire of Dabiristan, Of Centralist Brexit, Shavara, Tshana, Republic of Berzerkistan, Romanoddle Republic, Lointland, Albrook, Vuclen, Lyontisia, The Empire of Rijelv, Elzan, East Deslang, Elejamie, Caymarnia, The Three States of Fortuna, Brotherland, British Calradia, A mean old man, Distro-Spartica, VW53Aland, Pledonia, Roliganistan, New Leganes, Canadian Technocrats, Drunken Seal Islands, Barfleur, Singapore3, Bai Lung, Harro Waarudho, Buushi, Euricanis, Mardom, Adavan, Kalaratri, Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS, Land of Corporations, Karatol-Advenra, CheeseBurrito, West Swedania, Unger under over, Sansangra, Ribanzi, Aivintis, East Malaysia, Pekweng, From New World, Trimmania, Kucia, and 135 others.Headpat Central, Kianhua, Her Malue, Arcadiam, Stellar Colonies, OwOUwUOwOUwU, Cacnesia, Rhealaliit, Wiranath, Aeljae, Republic of Restaks, Centrical Union, Rainbow Vests, Dragonia, Holy Alasia Orozen, Ridann, Catlovenia, Goodnamesarerare, Layngderfleethe, Seri Tai Republic, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Endertopias, Sandboxford, Propwash, Modra, A Slanted Black Stripe, Anfair, Cymru Broadcasters, The Armed Savages, Vessarlian, Kublam, Blobbo, Evrigenis, Janoobi Jazair, Sen Jast, BearStackof2015, Clarence-Voslage, Freedomindia, Norna Chitya, ReeK, Enlil, Idk really, Iodinia, Kangarawa, Hokolokia, Slonful, Lilisk, Sandsepol, Ulvesogullr, ReReReRepublic, Dragons Blood, Burgindy, Davinhia, Asark, Abtracnt, Taurora, Duracell, The Great Andes, Monezambique, Marrabuk, Konneticut, Adolanta, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Slys Paws, Zang0, Wanabe, Freedom Fascists, The Almighty Country, Yorksin, Lantros, Fontesia, Fellon, Auslivia, Kriov, Survivoristan, ArenaC, United Commonwealth of American States, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Nothereland, Plazland, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Dravida India, New Bradenia Ghost, Jankono, Azureano, Preat, Hizuru, Agave, Lingu, Axdel, Lurolona, 3 14159265358979323846264, The island of Kiria, Thurland, Bharatewa, North Bernia, Ripsylvania, FreedomIand, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Rikos Isles, Roissyland, Bogliqia, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Arasakami, Nevertopia, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Vaskeden, Renoda, Tassirion, Tyrosalem, Hosoven, Talitoa, Koslowa, Order of the Saint Dumas, The Marlands, Kylondia, Indamish, The Militarius Imperium, Cappedore, Labavaria, Merlovich, Chalan, Myehn, The Soviet Texas Union, Devlon, New Zelenogorsk, Nociav, Wheresia, FREEHELL, Frankinstan, Verconia, Gemocratic Territories, Dremaur, Anbarra, and Shauvania.