The Kampfian Puppet state of Blobon is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Pillby Gondy with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 905 million Blobonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Globazar. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Blobonian economy, worth 80.9 trillion Plonds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,338 Plonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Blobonian lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobon's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.