The Eternal Civilization of BlobfishHQ is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Blobby The Blobfish with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.977 billion Blobfish love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeternus. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blobfishian economy, worth a remarkable 2,171 trillion Kers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,997 Kers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for BlobfishHQ, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and recognizing the Blobfishian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlobfishHQ's national animal is the Blobfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

BlobfishHQ is ranked 27,588^th in the world and 1^st in The Exarchal Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.21 law-abiding acts per hour.