The Blobanian League of Blobanian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Blobs Vice-President with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.328 billion Blobanianers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobanianer City. The average income tax rate is 21.0%.

The strong Blobanian economy, worth 81.0 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,974 blobs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the dartboard at the Blobanian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Blobs Vice-President's face, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blobanian's national animal is the blobie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No OFFICIAL One.

Blobanian is ranked 268,036^th in the world and 10^th in Blobanian Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.3 law-abiding acts per hour.