The Yeetaholic Republic of Blitzton is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Blitz with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.615 billion Blitztonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blitzton City. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Blitztonian economy, worth 138 trillion Blitztonian pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,019 Blitztonian pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitzton's national animal is the Panzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yeetaholism.

Blitzton is ranked 18,246^th in the world and 11^th in Callista for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,489.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.