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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,232ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,926thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,264th
The Yeetaholic Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Keep up the good work lads
President Blitz
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Blitzton

Population1.615 billion

CapitalBlitzton City
LeaderPresident Blitz
FaithYeetaholism

CurrencyBlitztonian pound
AnimalPanzer

The Yeetaholic Republic of Blitzton is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Blitz with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.615 billion Blitztonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blitzton City. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Blitztonian economy, worth 138 trillion Blitztonian pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,019 Blitztonian pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitzton's national animal is the Panzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yeetaholism.

Blitzton is ranked 18,246th in the world and 11th in Callista for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,489.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,232ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,926thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,264thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,684thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,655thNicest Citizens: 11,866thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,916thTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,418thHealthiest Citizens: 15,957thBest Weather: 16,306thMost Influential: 17,300thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,246thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,121stHighest Food Quality: 19,269thSmartest Citizens: 21,754thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,855th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blitzton's influence in Callista rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Blitzton was endorsed by The United States of Zergos.
  • : Blitzton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzton, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzton, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzton, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzton, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Blitzton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzton, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Blitzton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Andusre".

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