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Most Efficient Economies: 644th Largest Black Market: 1,284th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,722nd
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Population16.892 billion

LeaderPresident Ronan W O'clane


The Greater vakolicci haven of Blitzkeig is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Ronan W O'clane with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.892 billion Vakolicci enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iros. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vakolicci economy, worth a remarkable 2,978 trillion Drals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,337 Drals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 861,091 per year while the poor average 20,762, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitzkeig's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blitzkeig is ranked 24,015th in the world and 6th in Democratic Union of Assembled States for Smartest Citizens, with 53.6 Quips Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 644thLargest Black Market: 1,284thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,137thHighest Economic Output: 2,664thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,199thFattest Citizens: 3,656thLargest Populations: 5,655thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,686thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,106thMost Avoided: 6,491stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,646thHighest Average Incomes: 7,552ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,571stLargest Retail Industry: 7,708thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,802ndRudest Citizens: 7,867thMost Devout: 8,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,335thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,536thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,750thMost Pro-Market: 9,096thHighest Drug Use: 10,185thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,900thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,059thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,147thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,315thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,901stLargest Governments: 14,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,397thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,700th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the region

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