Largest Black Market: 1,464th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,209th Highest Economic Output: 3,455th
The Greater vakolicci haven of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Free, Expanding, Unified
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Greater vakolicci haven of Blitzkeig is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Ronan W O'clane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.947 billion Vakolicci are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iros. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vakolicci economy, worth a remarkable 2,225 trillion Drals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 148,897 Drals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 554,430 per year while the poor average 28,067, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitzkeig's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blitzkeig is ranked 140,381st in the world and 50th in Greater Dienstad for Most Primitive, scoring -182.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
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Largest Black Market: 1,464thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,209thHighest Economic Output: 3,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,592ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,243rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,351stLargest Populations: 6,424thMost Avoided: 6,533rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,855thFattest Citizens: 7,050thMost Devout: 7,417thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,935thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,616thMost Pro-Market: 10,534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,678thHighest Average Incomes: 10,772ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,490thRudest Citizens: 12,544thMost Efficient Economies: 12,803rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,933rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,183rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,334th
Top
10%
Largest Black Market: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzkeig, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzkeig, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzkeig, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzkeig, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzkeig, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Blitzkeig of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, Most Subsidized Industry, and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Fattest Citizens, and Most Devout.
  • : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzkeig, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.

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