The Empire of Blitzer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning dog population. The hard-working population of 24.796 billion Blitzerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The very strong Blitzerian economy, worth 688 trillion Blitzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 27,753 Blitzes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, a major religion has been named as Blitzer's national religion, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Blitzer's national animal is the dog and its national religion is a major religion.

Blitzer is ranked 261,904^th in the world and 1^st in Blitzkrieg Reich for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.66 law-abiding acts per hour.