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Most Armed: 2,701stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,729thMost Devout: 3,753rd
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Land Heute, Welt Morgen
Lord Kaiser
Influence
Powerbroker
Exterior Emperor
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Blitzel Kriegen

Population1.343 billion

CapitalPanzerstriße
LeaderLord Kaiser
FaithThe Imperial Cult

CurrencyCredit Chips
AnimalThunderbird

The Holy Empire of Blitzel Kriegen is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Kaiser with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.343 billion Blitzkriegers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panzerstriße. The average income tax rate is 88.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Blitzkriegenian economy, worth 190 trillion Credit Chips a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,854 Credit Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Blitzel Kriegen, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitzel Kriegen's national animal is the Thunderbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.

Blitzel Kriegen is ranked 15,910th in the world and 2nd in The Imperial Union for Largest Black Market, with 15.5 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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5%
Most Armed: 2,701stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,729thMost Devout: 3,753rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,380thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,608thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,852ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,871stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,618thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,602ndLargest Governments: 10,002ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,754thLowest Crime Rates: 12,024thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,076thMost Cultured: 12,764thMost Developed: 13,307thMost Efficient Economies: 13,631stHighest Average Incomes: 14,721stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,922ndLargest Black Market: 15,910thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,020th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blitzel Kriegen, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzel Kriegen, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzel Kriegen, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Blitzel Kriegen.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzel Kriegen, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzel Kriegen, prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzel Kriegen, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzel Kriegen, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzel Kriegen, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzel Kriegen, children play Capture the Flag and Capture the Bigtopian General Staff at summer camps.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzel Kriegen, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.

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