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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,337th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,345th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,475th
The United Federation of
Father Knows Best State
By Any Means
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Blitzakartz

Population2.506 billion

CapitalLondon-Roma
LeaderOswald Mosley-Aria De Luca
FaithUndefined

CurrencyPeseta
AnimalFalcon

The United Federation of Blitzakartz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oswald Mosley-Aria De Luca with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.506 billion Blitzens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London-Roma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blitzakartzian economy, worth 559 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 223,166 Pesetas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 654,818 per year while the poor average 59,955, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Blitzens any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitzakartz's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Undefined.

Blitzakartz is ranked 163,722nd in the world and 7th in The Dawn of Unity for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -269.48 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,345thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,475thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,944thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,085thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,223rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,070thMost Developed: 4,098thLargest Governments: 4,411thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,515thLargest Retail Industry: 4,780thSmartest Citizens: 5,092ndMost Secular: 5,112thLowest Crime Rates: 5,330thHealthiest Citizens: 5,350thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,009thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,619thMost Inclusive: 9,466thMost Efficient Economies: 10,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,312thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,261stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,351stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,865thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,891stRudest Citizens: 12,960thMost Influential: 15,027thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,661st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blitzakartz lodged a message on the The Dawn of Unity Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzakartz, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Blitzens any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzakartz, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzakartz, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzakartz, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzakartz, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Blitzakartz lodged a message on the The Dawn of Unity Roleplay Region Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzakartz, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzakartz, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Blitzakartz, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.

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