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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 879th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,781st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,553rd
The Theocracy of
Father Knows Best State
God forgives, our leader doesn't
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Theocracy of Bleechovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Michale' with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.897 billion Bleechovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastian . The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bleechovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,925 trillion Offerings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,534 Offerings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly secular, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, edutainment video games are taking Bleechovia's students to the next level, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleechovia's national animal is the Irukandji, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bleechism.

Bleechovia is ranked 143,505th in the world and 4,112th in Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 13.12 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 879thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,781stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,553rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,063rdHighest Economic Output: 4,623rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,675thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,397thSafest: 6,555thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,848thLargest Governments: 6,971stLargest Populations: 7,389thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,660thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,110thHealthiest Citizens: 10,244thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,400thMost Stationary: 11,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,449thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,725thHighest Average Incomes: 13,790thBest Weather: 13,948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,372ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,669thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,685th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 178th in the regionLargest Populations: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 184th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 224th in the regionTop
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Safest: 286th in the regionLargest Governments: 299th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 319th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 322nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 335th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 349th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 353rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 373rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 389th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 418th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, edutainment video games are taking Bleechovia's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Bleechovia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".

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