Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 968th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,941st Most Corrupt Governments: 3,618th
The Theocracy of
Father Knows Best State
God forgives, our leader doesn't
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Theocracy of Bleechovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Michale' with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.777 billion Bleechovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastian . The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bleechovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,765 trillion Offerings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,145 Offerings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The number of judges has tripled in recent months, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and lavish state dinners in Bastian are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleechovia's national animal is the Irukandji, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bleechism.

Bleechovia is ranked 157,350th in the world and 4,355th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 21.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 968thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,941stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,618thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,765thHighest Economic Output: 4,843rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,603rdLargest Governments: 7,810thTop
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Safest: 8,060thLargest Populations: 8,218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,667thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,937thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,434thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,491stHealthiest Citizens: 10,276thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,376thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,715thMost Efficient Economies: 11,820thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,238thHighest Average Incomes: 13,426thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,552ndMost Stationary: 14,642ndBest Weather: 15,132ndMost Authoritarian: 15,233rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 186th in the regionLargest Populations: 188th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 240th in the regionLargest Governments: 289th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 322nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 338th in the regionSafest: 343rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 344th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 355th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 360th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 368th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 380th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 406th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 416th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 448th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Bleechovia's influence in Osiris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, lavish state dinners in Bastian are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Bleechovia's influence in Osiris fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Bleechovia's influence in Osiris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Developed, and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.

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