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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 905th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,829th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,860th
The Theocracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
God forgives, our leader doesn't
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Bleechovia

Population14.932 billion

CapitalBastian
LeaderSupreme Commander Michale'
FaithBleechism

CurrencyOffering
AnimalIrukandji

The Theocracy of Bleechovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Michale' with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.932 billion Bleechovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastian . The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bleechovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,086 trillion Offerings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,726 Offerings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Bleechovia' is a smash hit, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleechovia's national animal is the Irukandji, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bleechism.

Bleechovia is ranked 160,485th in the world and 4,966th in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.97 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 905thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,829thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,860thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,350thHighest Economic Output: 4,545thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,000thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,017thSafest: 6,829thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,944thLargest Populations: 7,107thLargest Governments: 7,109thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,203rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,001stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,411thHealthiest Citizens: 11,064thMost Secular: 11,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,477thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,489thMost Efficient Economies: 13,469thHighest Average Incomes: 14,263rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,861stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,126th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 142nd in the regionLargest Populations: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 195th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 221st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 305th in the regionSafest: 319th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 347th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 352nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 354th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 354th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 382nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 407th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 410th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 443rd in the regionMost Secular: 457th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 467th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 502nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 508th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 526th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bleechovia's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
  • : Bleechovia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Bleechovia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Bleechovia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Bleechovia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Bleechovia' is a smash hit.
  • : Bleechovia was refounded in Balder.
  • : Bleechovia ceased to exist in Osiris.

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