The It of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pennywise with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.786 billion Blazing Samaritanites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derry. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,374 trillion Balloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 225,959 Balloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Blazing Samaritanites are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Demonic clown, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Demonology.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blazing Samaritan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Cture.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, students abandon classrooms for online education.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, Blazing Samaritanites are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Blazing Samaritan endorsed The Phantasmagorial Land-Shrine of Rhealaliit.
- : Blazing Samaritan was endorsed by The Phantasmagorial Land-Shrine of Rhealaliit.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
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