Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 281st Most Devout: 372nd
The Friendly Drunkards of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hold my drink. Watch this.
James Beam the Fourth
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Friendly Drunkards of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Beam the Fourth with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.637 billion Blazing Samaritanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drinktown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,817 trillion Beer cans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 151,194 Beer cans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Blazing Samaritanian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Inebriated rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Farcical Nonsense.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 1,515th in the world and 50th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 121.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 281stMost Devout: 372ndLargest Publishing Industry: 383rdMost Stationary: 678thMost Cultured: 754thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 766thMost Beautiful Environments: 774thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 828thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 955thMost Influential: 1,395thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,398thMost Primitive: 1,515thTop
Nudest: 1,967thHighest Economic Output: 2,447thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,506thSmartest Citizens: 2,636thLargest Mining Sector: 2,964thMost Developed: 3,258thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,005thLargest Populations: 4,242ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,375thLargest Black Market: 4,631stBest Weather: 5,401stRudest Citizens: 7,668thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,993rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,327thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,652ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,904th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionMost Primitive: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 63rd in the regionNudest: 68th in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionBest Weather: 140th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 182nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 207th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 243rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 369th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 445th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 450th in the region

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