The Confederacy of Blayredeshia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Blayre V with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.352 billion Blayredeshians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Blayredeshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Tengerina Marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 247,519 Tengerina Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 699,679 per year while the poor average 70,055, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, Blayredeshia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, and love means always having to say you're sorry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blayredeshia's national animal is the Sable Antelope, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Blayredeshia is ranked 219,426^th in the world and 295^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Income Equality, scoring 10.01 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.