The Commonwealth of Blaufrankisch is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 671 million Blaufrankischians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Blaufrankischian economy, worth 24.6 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 36,588 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, the tightness of border controls in Blaufrankisch leave a little to be desired, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blaufrankisch's national animal is the pika, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blaufrankisch is ranked 58,072^nd in the world and 1,844^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,703.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.