The Commonwealth of Blattusordia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zafir Ahmed with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.922 billion Blattusordians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gloybus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Blattusordian economy, worth 460 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 117,419 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 471,321 per year while the poor average 19,602, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, and the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blattusordia's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Blattusordia is ranked 109,734^th in the world and 126^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Populations, with 3.92 billion capita.