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Most Conservative: 6,000thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,229thMost Authoritarian: 15,002nd
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Uniteti, Mbretėria, Forca
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Blarnea

Population141 million

CurrencyBlarnearian Bloi
AnimalBlarnearian Royal Lion

The Kingdom of Blarnea is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 141 million Blarnearians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.

The strong Blarnean economy, worth 7.94 trillion Blarnearian Blois a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,313 Blarnearian Blois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,759 per year while the poor average 10,770, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, Leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blarnea's national animal is the Blarnearian Royal Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Blarnea is ranked 291,230th in the world and 1,099th in Europe for Nudest, with 3.5 cheeks per square mile.

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Most Conservative: 6,000thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,229thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,002ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,895thSafest: 25,035th
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Most Conservative: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 55th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 58th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Extreme: 97th in the regionFattest Citizens: 102nd in the region

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