Population | 30.924 billion |
Capital | Amaretto |
Leader | General Secretary Kyulen |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Bit |
Animal | Alicorn |
The Socialist State of Blargoblarg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Kyulen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.924 billion Blargoblargers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amaretto. The income tax rate is 100%.
The very strong Blargoblarger economy, worth an astonishing 15,095 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,144 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vaccinations are mandatory, General Secretary Kyulen's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, the fate of the world literally rests on General Secretary Kyulen's fingers, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blargoblarg's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Blargoblarg is ranked 7,651st in the world and 1st in Zeesh for Most Influential, scoring 7,266 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Blargoblarg, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Blargoblarg, the fate of the world literally rests on General Secretary Kyulen's fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Blargoblarg, General Secretary Kyulen's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
- : Following new legislation in Blargoblarg, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Blargoblarg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Blargoblarg, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Blargoblarg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Following new legislation in Blargoblarg, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Blargoblarg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead, Most Survivors, and Most Zombies.
- : Following new legislation in Blargoblarg, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.