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Most Scientifically Advanced: 515th Largest Information Technology Sector: 701st Lowest Crime Rates: 777th
The Democraticish Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Meh...
Glorious Exalted Leader For Eternity
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Blarghastan

Population6.65 billion

CapitalCentral Blarghia
LeaderGlorious Exalted Leader For Eternity
FaithViolentism

CurrencyCurr
AnimalRock

The Democraticish Republic of Blarghastan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Exalted Leader For Eternity with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.65 billion Blarghastanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Blarghia. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Blarghastanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,081 trillion Currs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 312,932 Currs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blarghastan's national animal is the Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violentism.

Blarghastan is ranked 105,900th in the world and 59th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 324.92 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 701stLowest Crime Rates: 777thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 859thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 946thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,003rdMost Devout: 1,049thHighest Average Incomes: 1,188thLargest Governments: 1,254thSmartest Citizens: 1,671stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,671stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,682ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,891stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,095thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,241stMost Inclusive: 2,681stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,303rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,581stMost Cultured: 3,778thMost Avoided: 3,901stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,977thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,371stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,755thHighest Economic Output: 4,870thFattest Citizens: 5,229thMost Efficient Economies: 5,259thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,333rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,564thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,591stLargest Retail Industry: 5,857thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,192ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,937thTop
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Most Stationary: 9,778thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,531stMost Influential: 14,090th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blarghastan, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Blarghastan, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • : Blarghastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Blarghastan, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blarghastan, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Blarghastan, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco.
  • : Following new legislation in Blarghastan, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Blarghastan, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Blarghastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Blarghastan changed its national nation type to "Democraticish Republic".

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